Andrew Ableson

Restaurant Manager

The Producer

Lars

Jonathan

Narrator

Hughes

British Newscaster

British Ad Man

Ug (voice)

Stanley Kubrick (voice)

Faison

James Thomas Mason

Director

Moishe

John

Julian

Vaughn Kazerian

Andy Rees

Max Kraznau · Dino Mackey

Girard

Kyle

Faculty Member

Paul

Reggie

(voice) · Valmont (voice) · Valmont / Cab Driver (voice) · Valmont / Monk (voice)

Italian Man

Jax

Choreographer

Owen

Willis Verett · Limo Driver